If Someone Writes Something Shitty And You

I've Always Tried To Maintain That I Don't Have Any Advice To Give. I'm A Curious Observer.

I'm Kind Of Obsessed With Food. I Like To Eat.

I Think When People Talk About Improvising It Turns Into This Silly Thing Like, "oh There's Like A Hula Hoop There And I'm Like 'oh What's Going On Here? Is This A Really Big Ring?'"

The Four Sweetest Words In The English Language — 'you Wore Me Down.'

After You Do A Joke A Few Times, You Have Material That You Know Works. Although Sometimes I Have A Joke That Has Worked A Bunch Of Times And Then One Night It’ll Flop. And That’s When I Really Take A Hard Look At Myself And Say: "well, That Crowd Is Obviously Wrong. That Crowd Has Absolutely No Idea What It’s Talking About."