I Have Found That She Is As

A Lot Of People My Age Think Stand Up Sucks.

I Know My Fan Base Is A Smart Group Of People.

I'm An Optimist - I Feel Like An Amazing Part Of Life Is That At Any Moment.

You Want What You Can't Have. And If Someone's Being Shitty To You, Just Move On. If Someone's Being Shitty To You, No Matter How Great They Are, That's Shitty, And You Don't Want Be With Someone Who Treats You Shitty.

One Of My Life Goals Is To Be A Best Man. It's A Baller Position. You Get Drunk, You Make Speeches, And You Make Love To The Prettiest Bridesmaid, Usually Standing From Behind.