Oh, There's Plenty Of Reasons. I Just

When I Was A Kid, I Read The Science-fiction Shelves, And I Read The Fantasy Shelves.

Anger Is Wonderful. It Keeps You Going. I'm Angry About Bankers. About The Government.

If Cats Looked Like Frogs We'd Realize What Nasty, Cruel Little Bastards They Are. Style. That's What People Remember.

Everyone's Heard Of Erwin Schrodinger's Famous Thought Experiment. You Put A Cat In A Box With A Bottle Of Poison, Which Many People Would Suggest Is About As Far As You Need To Go.

The Words Are Easy - Most Of Them Have Already Been Invented.