Oh Lord, It's Hard To Be Humble

I Had Always Wanted To Write A Song Called 'the Vicious Circle'. I Always Thought It Was Like, The Kids Are Born There, They Grow Up There, They Die There.

Bought All The Beatle Records, I Sounded Just Like Paul.

I Worked For A Publishing Company In Hollywood.

Who Discreetly Whispers You Forgot To Zip Up Your Pants? You Babe, You're My Bestest Friend.

I Was Out On The Golf Course, A Guy Came Riding Out In A Golf Cart And Said, Did You Know That Elvis Died? And I Just Said, Well, There You Go. It Was Like I Had Kinda Been Expecting It.