Oh Its Real, Its Damn Real

I Teased Randy Orton Because He Started Using My Finish, The Angle Slam. I Said, 'hey, I Don't Mind You Using It, But At Least Give It A Name.' When He Hits It, The Announcers Just Say, 'well, He Just Hit That... Thing.'

Not To Mention Our Former Tag Team Champions Lost Their Titles After My Good Friend Christian Was Hit In The Genitals With A Hockey Stick By A Midgit! I Mean Enough Is Enough

Join Me In Olympic Heros For Abstinence. The Best Sex Is No Sex.

Im In Professional Wrestling, Which Is What I Do For A Living. I Coordinate Stunts. I Memorize Them.

I Hear Your Chants. I Hear Your Cat Calls. And Yes It's True. I'm Obsessed With Other Men's Balls. Word!