Oh Its Real, Its Damn Real

You Want Me In The Ring? Now I Know You've Been Drinking

I Just Got Pinned By A Freakin' Twelve Year Old.

You Can Prance And You Can Dance, But When It Comes To Relations, Keep It In Your Pants.

Your Olympic Hero Is Scheduled To Wrestle A Match Against The Man They Call The Big Red Retard; Not That I Have Anything Against Retarded People Cause I Don't. As A Matter Of Fact, I Have A Lot Of Retarded Fans Out There That Admire And Respect Your Olympic Hero, And I Wish Them Well.

Not To Mention Our Former Tag Team Champions Lost Their Titles After My Good Friend Christian Was Hit In The Genitals With A Hockey Stick By A Midgit! I Mean Enough Is Enough