Oh Its Real, Its Damn Real

You Want Me In The Ring? Now I Know You've Been Drinking

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I Wasn't Surprised At All. In Fact, I Thought, Why Stop There? Why Not Add The Big Show, Or Chris Jericho, Or The Whole State Of Nebraska For That Matter? And Don't You Think A Wrestling Ring Is A Little Old School, Lilian? Why Not Put The Match In A Shark Tank, With Real Live Sharks? Hungry Sharks! And The Only Way To Beat Your Opponent Is To Stuff Him Down A Shark's Throat, And Pin The Shark. Wouldn't That Be A Hoot?

You Don't Boo An Olympic Gold Medalist!

You Know... When One Speaks Your Name Very Fast, It Just Sounds Like Just Incredible