Oh, I'm So Inadequate. And I Love

I Heard That Chivalry Was Dead, But I Think It's Just Got A Bad Flue.

Through Clinton And Monica, Clinton And Hillary, The Scandal, The Impeachment, Iraq, Bruce And Demi, Ellen And Anne, I Have Remained Consistently And Nauseatingly Adorable. I Have, In Fact, Been Known To Cause Diabetes.

Fame Is Also A Test Of Character At Times... Sometimes I Pass The Test; Sometimes I'm A Pain In The Ass. Sometimes I'm Like, Oh, God! I Just Want To Buy Some Tampons!

But I'd Like The Pie Heated And I Don't Want The Ice Cream On Top I Want It On The Side And I'd Like Strawberry Instead Of Vanilla If You Have It If Not Then No Ice Cream Just Whipped Cream But Only If It's Real If It's Out Of A Can Then Nothing.

There Are Assumptions Made About The Way You Look. I'm Always Surprised When People Don't Think I'm Smart.