Oh, I'm So Inadequate. And I Love

[on Lisa Kudrow:] She's Like The Best Kind Of Jazz There Is. You Don't Know What Note She's Going To Hit And It's Always A Surprise.

Any Idiot Can Be Brave, But Courage Is About Knowing What's At Stake, And Moving Forward Anyway.

I Heard That Chivalry Was Dead, But I Think It's Just Got A Bad Flue.

People Are Always Telling Me That Change Is Good. But All That Means Is That Something You Didn't Want To Happen Has Happened.

Through Clinton And Monica, Clinton And Hillary, The Scandal, The Impeachment, Iraq, Bruce And Demi, Ellen And Anne, I Have Remained Consistently And Nauseatingly Adorable. I Have, In Fact, Been Known To Cause Diabetes.