Being A Working Mother Means That You

Oh, I'm So Inadequate. And I Love Myself!.

I Have A Very Good Life, So I Have Nothing To Complain About. Sometimes, I Just Have Existential Angst.

There Are Assumptions Made About The Way You Look. I'm Always Surprised When People Don't Think I'm Smart.

When I Wear High Heels I Have A Great Vocabulary And I Speak In Paragraphs. I'm More Eloquent. I Plan To Wear Them More Often.

When You Read A Book As A Child, It Becomes A Part Of Your Identity In A Way That No Other Reading In Your Whole Life Does.