All This Nothing Has Meant More To

What Brings People Down Is The Same Thing Over And Over.

Through Clinton And Monica, Clinton And Hillary, The Scandal, The Impeachment, Iraq, Bruce And Demi, Ellen And Anne, I Have Remained Consistently And Nauseatingly Adorable. I Have, In Fact, Been Known To Cause Diabetes.

Maybe That Whole Love Thing Is Just A Grown-up Version Of Santa Claus; Just A Myth We've Been Fed Since Childhood. So, We Keep Buying Magazines, Joining Clubs, And Doing Therapy And Watching Movies With Hit Pop Songs Played Over Love Montages All In A Pathetic Attempt To Explain Why Our Love Santa Keeps Getting Caught In The Chimney.

It Would Be Really Great If People Would Realize That Stars Are Only People With The Same Weaknesses And Flaws, Not Immaculate Idols.

But I'd Like The Pie Heated And I Don't Want The Ice Cream On Top I Want It On The Side And I'd Like Strawberry Instead Of Vanilla If You Have It If Not Then No Ice Cream Just Whipped Cream But Only If It's Real If It's Out Of A Can Then Nothing.