90% Of Success In Life Is Showing

Paris Is A Very Exciting City. I Learned About Paris The Same Way That Americans Do: From The Movies.

My Gift Was In Comedy. I Found Out I Could Make Jokes. I Could Tell Jokes. I Could Write Them. So Over The Years, That's What I've Done.

If You Want To Make God Laugh, Tell Him About Your Plans.

Man Cannot Live By Bread Alone. Every Once In Awhile He Needs A Salad.

Umlaut Snaps Around And We Cut To A Blond Apparition In Her Early Twenties, Clearly Descended From Olympus By Way Of Hugh Hefner's Mansion.