90% Of Success In Life Is Showing

Human Beings Are Divided Into Mind And Body. The Mind Embraces All The Nobler Aspirations, Like Poetry And Philosophy, But The Body Has All The Fun.

A Man That Has Never Lied To A Woman Has No Respect For Her Feelings.

The Food Here Is Terrible, And The Portions Are Too Small.

I've Been Escaping My Whole Life. Since I Was A Little Child, I Escaped Into The Movies On The Other Side As An Audience Member. I Escaped By Going Into The Movies And Sitting In The Movies All Day Long.

I Believe People Ought To Mate For Life...like Pigeons Or Catholics.