My Gift Was In Comedy. I Found

Is Sex Dirty? Only If It's Done Right.

I See The Glass Half Full...but Of Poison.

Once Munching Has Begun, Schopenhauer Held, The Human Will Cannot Resist Further Munching, And The Result Is A Universe With Crumbs Over Everything.

Child Molestation Is A Touchy Subject... Read The Papers! Half The Country's Doing It!

I Do Feel It's Important To Have Some Kind Of Faith In Something, But [it Is] Impossible For Many Of Us. I Personally Don't Have Any Faith In Anything, But It's Great If You Can.