If You Want To Make God Laugh,

The Lion And The Calf Shall Lie Down Together But The Calf Won't Get Much Sleep.

I'm Not Anti-social. I'm Just Not Social.

I Read In Self-defense.

Have You Ever Taken A Serious Political Stand On Anything? Yeah. Sure. For Twenty-four Hours Once I Refused To Eat Grapes.

Someday The Lion Is Going To Lie Down With The Lamb, But The Lamb Isn't Going To Get Much Sleep.