I Like Gambling On Stuff That You

I Like Gambling On Stuff That You Don't Know Anything About. That's When It's Exciting.

Comedians, We're Just People Who Whine. But We Happen To Be Funny When We Whine.

Eddie Murphy Said Once In An Interview That Nothing Is Offensive If It's Funny. I Sort Of Agree With That, But If Something's Funny And You're The Subject Of It, Sometimes It's More Offensive. If Someone's Insulting You, You Want Them To Sound Like An Idiot.

I'm Very Resilient. The Only Thing I'm Missing Right Now Are Abs.

I Have Been In A Lot Of Movies, But None Of Them Are Critics' Darlings, You Might Say.