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Of Course God Enjoys A Good Prank As Much As The Next Infallible Deity.
-Dave Barry
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Of Course God Enjoys A Good Prank
Dave Barry
Of Course God Enjoys A Good Prank As Much As The Next Infallible Deity.
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