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Never Board A Commercial Aircraft If The Pilot Is Wearing A Tank Top.
-Dave Barry
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Never Board A Commercial Aircraft If The
Dave Barry
Never Board A Commercial Aircraft If The Pilot Is Wearing A Tank Top.
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