Of All The Noises Known To Man,

As The Purpose Of Comedy Is To Correct The Vices Of Men, I See No Reason Why Anyone Should Be Exempt.

Ah, There Are No Longer Any Children!

Innocence Is Not Accustomed To Blush.

Wives Rarely Fuss About Their Beauty To Guarantee Their Mate's Affection.

The True Touchstone Of Wit Is The Impromptu.