The Smallest Errors Are Always The Best.

I Have The Fault Of Being A Little More Sincere Than Is Proper.

People Are All Alike In Their Promises. It Is Only In Their Deeds That They Differ.

Once You Have The Cap And Gown All You Need Do Is Open Your Mouth. Whatever Nonsense You Talk Becomes Wisdom And All The Rubbish Good Sense.

Wives Rarely Fuss About Their Beauty To Guarantee Their Mate's Affection.

Ah, There Are No Longer Any Children!