Although I Am A Pious Man, I

My Heavens! I've Been Talking Prose For The Last Forty Years Without Knowing It.

People Can Be Induced To Swallow Anything, Provided It Is Sufficiently Seasoned With Praise.

Once You Have The Cap And Gown All You Need Do Is Open Your Mouth. Whatever Nonsense You Talk Becomes Wisdom And All The Rubbish Good Sense.

Although I Am A Pious Man, I Am Not The Less A Man.

All Right-minded People Adore It; And Anyone Who Is Able To Live Without It Is Unworthy To Draw Breathe