Although I Am A Pious Man, I

True, Heaven Prohibits Certain Pleasures; But One Can Generally Negotiate A Compromise.

Malicious Men May Die, But Malice Never.

Once You Have The Cap And Gown All You Need Do Is Open Your Mouth. Whatever Nonsense You Talk Becomes Wisdom And All The Rubbish Good Sense.

The Duty Of Comedy Is To Correct Men By Amusing Them.

One Should Eat To Live, Not Live To Eat.