50% Of All Married People Are Women

Ninety Percent Of Putts That Are Short, Don't Go In.

The Game Is Supposed To Be Fun. If You Had A Bad Day, Don't Worry. You Can't Expect To Get A Hit Every Game.

I'm Glad I Was In The Navy.

I Don't Know If It's Good For Baseball, But It Sure Beats The Hell Out Of Rooming With Phil Rizzuto!

It Ain't Like Football. You Can't Make Up No Trick Plays.