50% Of All Married People Are Women

When I'm Sittin' Down To Dinner With The Family, Stuff [another Yogiism] Just Pops Out. And They'll Say, 'dad, You Just Said Another One.' And I Don't Even Know What The Heck I Said.

It Ain't Over 'til It's Over.

Life Is A Learning Experience, Only If You Learn.

The Future Isn't What Is Used To Be.

I Guess I've Got A Smart Wife.