The Future Isn't What Is Used To

In Baseball, You Don't Know Nothing.

It's Never Happened In The World Series Competition, And It Still Hasn't.

I Don't Mean To Be Funny.

I Wish Everybody Had The Drive He (joe Dimaggio) Had. He Never Did Anything Wrong On The Field. I'd Never Seen Him Dive For A Ball, Everything Was A Chest-high Catch, And He Never Walked Off The Field.

Even Napoleon Had His Watergate.