On The Fourth Day Of Telecommuting, I

In The Future, It Will Become Increasingly Obvious That Your Competitors Are Just As Clueless As You Are.

Dogbert: So, Since Columbus Is Dead, You Have No Evidence That The Earth Is Round. Dilbert: Look. You Can Ask Senator John Glenn. He Orbited The Earth When He Was An Astronaut. Dogbert: So, Your Theory Depends On The Honesty Of Politicians. Dilbert: Yes... No, Wait.

Intelligence Is A Measure Of How Well You Function Within Your Level Of Awareness.

Management Is Nature's Way Of Removing Idiots From The Productive Flow.

If You Want Success, Figure Out The Price, Then Pay It.