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Players Who Stand Flat Footed And Swing With Their Arms Are Golfers, Not Hitters.

When I Was In The Batter's Box, I Felt Sorry For The Pitcher.

People Ask Me What I Do In Winter When There's No Baseball. I'll Tell You What I Do. I Stare Out The Window And Wait For Spring.

I've Cheated, Or Someone On My Team Has Cheated, In Almost Every Single Game I've Been In.

Any Ballplayer That Don't Sign Autographs For Little Kids Ain't An American. He's A Communist.