Now That I'm A Parent, I Understand

It's Just Weird That Out Of Nowhere God Said, May The Three Best-looking Guys In Hollywood Have Babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt And Me. It Was Bizarre That God Said, I Want To Make The Planet More Beautiful, And I Got The Call.

I've Always Had Lots Of Friends And My House Was The House They All Hung Out At.

Eat Turkey All Night Long, 50 Million Elvis Fans Can't Be Wrong.

It's Important I Surround Myself With People Who Make Me Happy.

I Think I'm Playing Grown Up Because I Have Kids Now. But I Don't Feel Grown Up Yet.