Now That I'm A Parent, I Understand

When The Kids Are Laughing In The Audience, I Tear Up, I'm So Happy I Did A Nice Thing.

How Do I Speak Spanish? Not Too Well.

It's Just Weird That Out Of Nowhere God Said, May The Three Best-looking Guys In Hollywood Have Babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt And Me. It Was Bizarre That God Said, I Want To Make The Planet More Beautiful, And I Got The Call.

Snl Is A Home. You've Got All Of Your Brothers And Sisters There, And It's A Great Time.

This Character Feels So Much Like My Brother. He Has Two Children. He Has A Wife. He Works With Me. He Chooses To Stay In New Hampshire Because He Wants His Kids To Grow Up In The School They Started With. He Doesn't Want Them To Lose Friends. He Is His Family's Hero.