Now That I'm A Parent, I Understand

I Immediately Said Yes For One Reason And One Reason Only....netflix Rhymes With Wet Chicks.

My Kids Don't Have A Trust Fund, They Have A Debt Fund. And When I Die, They're $4 Million In The Hole.

I Don't Laugh At Me. I Used To. I Used To Get The Giggles When I'd See Myself. But Now, I See Myself Onscreen, And I Sure Don't Laugh.

Sixth Grade Was A Big Time, In My Childhood, Of Hoops And Friendship, And Coming Up With Funny Things.

Wasted Is When You Have A Hankering For Ice Cream.