I Don't Laugh At Me. I Used

I Go To Sleep Thinking About My Kids Being Spoiled And I Wake Up Thinking About It.

I'm Pretty Hot, Right? Very Hot, If I May Say So Myself. Don't You Feel The Sex I'm Radiating?

Wrap The Turkey Up In Aluminum Foil My Brother Likes To Masturbate With Baby Oil.

I've Always Liked Older Ladies, Ever Since My Mother Would Have B'nai B'rith At Our House.

My Father Wasn't Perfect. He Had A Temper. I Took Some Of That. He Would Snap, But The Older He Got, He Started Calming Down. He Learned About Life, But The Thing That He Taught My Whole Family Was That Family Was The Most Important Thing And, No Matter What, If A Family Member Needs You, You Go And Help Them Out; You Get There.