Now I Tell You The Downside Of

As I Looked Out Into The Night Sky, Across All Those Infinite Stars, It Made Me Realize How Insignificant They Are.

I Saw An Advertisement The Other Day For The Secret Of Life. It Said "the Secret Of Life Can Be Yours For Twenty-five Shillings. Sent To Secret Of Life Institute, Willesden." So I Wrote Away, Seemed A Good Bargain, Secret Of Life, Twenty-five Shillings. And I Got A Letter Back Saying, "if You Think You Can Get The Secret Of Life For Twenty-five Shillings, You Don't Deserve To Have It. Send Fifty Shillings For The Secret Of Life."

Job Was What You'd Technically Describe As A Loony.

The Garden Of Eden Was A Boggy Swamp Just South Of Croydon. You Can See It Over There.

I Have Learned From My Mistakes, And I Am Sure I Can Repeat Them Exactly