Now I Tell You The Downside Of

All Right, You Great Git, You've Asked For It. I'll Cover The World In Tastee-freez And Wimpy Burgers. I'll Fill It With Concrete Runways, Motorways, Aircraft, Television, Automobiles, Advertising, Plastic Flowers, Frozen Food And Supersonic Bangs. I'll Make It So Noisy And Disgusting That Even You'll Be Ashamed Of Yourself! No Wonder You've So Few Friends; You're Unbelievable!

I Went To The University Of Life And Was Chucked Out.

You Realize That Suicide's A Criminal Offense. In Less Enlightened Times They'd Have Hung You For It.

Playing Rugby At School I Once Fell On A Loose Ball And, Through Ignorance And Fear, Held On Despite A Fierce Pummelling. After That It Took Me Months To Convince My Team-mates I Was A Coward.

Now I Tell You The Downside Of This Is You Feel Awful, But The Upside Is You Feel Terrific.