Nothing To Me Feels As Good As

Oh, I So Don't Care About The Podium At The Oscars. I've Stood At The Podium At The Oscars And That's Close Enough. To Be A Presenter Is As Close As I Need To Be.

For The Better Part Of My Adult Life, I Proudly Avoided Nerd/nimrod/goober Status. I Was Always Just Cool Enough.

Nothing To Me Feels As Good As Laughing Incredibly Hard.

When I First Started Looking At Twitter, I Followed People Like Steve Martin, Who Will Just Write The Funniest Non Sequiturs Now And Then, Which I Thought Was Really Fun. That's Kind Of The Road I've Taken. Every Now And Then, Something Comes Into Your Mind And You Put It Out There. It's Very Innocuous. I Think It's Kind Of Fun.

I Would Like For My Kids To At Least Have Some Familiarity With Who I Am: "it's The Man From Tv!"