I’m Not Good With Pickup Lines Or

People Just Like To Be On Camera. There's A Huge Desire To Be In Front Of The Camera, And Once There, People Will Say And Do Almost Anything. It's Sort Of A Drug, And I Think People Get Addicted To It.

I Would Like For My Kids To At Least Have Some Familiarity With Who I Am: "it's The Man From Tv!"

It's Harder When People Are Playing Along, Because It's Just Not As Funny. They're Trying To Be Funny, And It Sort Of Cancels Out The Whole Joke.

When Someone Is Good, But It Doesn't Seem Like Their World Will Collapse If They Don't Get The Part, It's More Appealing. It's Like Dating Someone: You Don't Want Someone Who's Too Into You.

An Office Is A Place To... Live Life To The Fullest. To The Max. To... An Office Is A Place Where Dreams Come True.