I Probably Have To Move Out Of

I Don't Think I Really Have A Talent For Movie Acting.

Down With Dukes Of Hazzard!

There Are People Who Would Rather Choke Than Go See My Movies. They Write Me Letters All The Time.

You Can Tell Gov. Bush To Rest Assured That I'm Not Going To Leave The Country Because We Have To Get Him Out Of Office And We Have To Get His Brother Out Of Office In 2004. We're Not Resting Until We Get That Done.

I Believe We Can Balance The Scales If Tom Cruise Would Lower His Quote By A Mere $29 Million... I Assure You My Salary Would Not Make A Difference. My Annual Salary Is The Budget For Altoids On One Of Tom's Movies.