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Anderson Cooper Has A Job To Do. And That Job Is To Try To Reinforce His Credibility In The Gay Community After The Fact That You Couldn’t Get Him Out Of The Closet For 10 Years With A Canister Of Tear Gas. Now He’s The Sheriff; Now He’s Running Around Writing Everybody A Ticket!

I Would Like To Devote Myself To The Cause Of Parental Alienation.

There Are People Who Would Rather Choke Than Go See My Movies. They Write Me Letters All The Time.

Most Women In Leading Roles Are Very Boyish Looking. The One Girl Working Right Now Who I Think Is A Real Beauty In A Classic Sense - The Only Real 12-cylinder Engine - Is Catherine Zeta-jones.

I Think I Do Want To Go Into Politics. I Really, Really Do. And I Don't Know If I Will.