Down With Dukes Of Hazzard!

[american Family Court] Is A System That Is Corrupt On His Best Day. It Is Like Being Tied To The Back Of A Pickup Truck And Dragged Down A Gravel Late At Night. No One Can Hear Your Cries And Complaints And It Is Not Over Until They Say It's Over.

When I Told My Parents, 'i'm Going To Be An Actor,' They Screamed And Wept And Freaked Out.

When I Am Sitting Home, And I Am Happy And I Have My Tv Show And I Don't Need To Work And I'm Married Now And I Like To Be In Line By My Pool With My Yoga Instructor Wife And Eating Fruit And Taking In The Sun, Then Life Is Good.

You Ask Me If I Have A God Complex? Let Me Tell You Something — I Am God.

I Think I Do Want To Go Into Politics. I Really, Really Do. And I Don't Know If I Will.