Down With Dukes Of Hazzard!

I Believe We Can Balance The Scales If Tom Cruise Would Lower His Quote By A Mere $29 Million... I Assure You My Salary Would Not Make A Difference. My Annual Salary Is The Budget For Altoids On One Of Tom's Movies.

I'm The Kind Of Person Who Does Not Want To Be Anywhere That I'm Not Wanted.

Rolling Torture Wagons For Nature's Most Dignified Creature.

I'd Do Anything To Have More Kids. But That's Probably Not Gonna Happen Now.

Everything That Bush Touches Turns To Manure In Public Policy.