Down With Dukes Of Hazzard!

New York City Is A Mismanaged Carnival Of Stupidity That Is Desperate For Revenue And Anxious To Criminalize Behavior Once Thought Benign.

I Wanted To Be President Of The United States. I Really Did. The Older I Get, The Less Preposterous The Idea Seems.

I Wanted To Work With Cate Blanchett. She Is One Of The Five Greatest Movie Actresses Of Her Generation.

Every Time We Sit Down To Eat, We Make A Choice. Please Choose Vegetarianism. Do It For Animals. Do It For The Environment And Do It For Your Health.

I Probably Have To Move Out Of New York. I Just Can’t Live In New York Anymore.