Nothing Is Free. You Got To Pay

An Egg Cream Can Do Anything. An Egg Cream To A Brooklyn Jew Is Like Water To An Arab. A Jew Will Kill For An Egg Cream. It's The Jewish Malmsey.

You're Always A Little Disappointing In Person Because You Can't Be The Edited Essence Of Yourself.

I Don't Think In Terms Of Results At All. I Think: What Next Insanity Can I Shock The World With?

I'll Accept Bad Taste In A Minute, As Long As There's Some Great Comedy Minds And Performances.

Woody Allen Is A Genius. His Films Are Wonderful. He's Poetic, But He's Also A Critic. He Artfully Steps Back From A Social Setting And Criticizes It Without - I Suspect - Without Letting Himself Be Vulnerable To It.