I'll Accept Bad Taste In A Minute,

An Egg Cream Can Do Anything. An Egg Cream To A Brooklyn Jew Is Like Water To An Arab. A Jew Will Kill For An Egg Cream. It's The Jewish Malmsey.

I Don't Think In Terms Of Results At All. I Think: What Next Insanity Can I Shock The World With?

Tolstoy Was The Most Gifted Writer Who Ever Lived. It's Like He Stuck A Pen In His Heart And It Didn't Even Go Through His Mind On Its Way To The Page.

Tragedy Is When I Cut My Finger. Comedy Is When You Fall Into An Open Sewer And Die.

Hope For The Best. Expect The Worst. Life Is A Play. We're Unrehearsed.