Nothing In Fine Print Is Ever Good

The Last Birthday That's Any Good Is 23.

Anyone Who Watches Golf On Television Would Enjoy Watching The Grass Grow On The Greens.

Almost All Of Us Have An Elevator Or Two In Our Lives Somewhere. We Wait For Them, We Ride On Them. We're Annoyed By The Wait But Pleased With The Lift.

We Need People Who Can Actually Do Things. We Have Too Many Bosses And Too Few Workers. More College Graduates Ought To Become Plumbers Or Electricians, Then Go Home At Night And Read Shakespeare.

The Great Virtue Of Being Alone Is That Your Mind Can Go Its Own Way.