When Those Waiters Ask Me If I

My Most Serious Character Flaw Is That I Don't Deny Myself Much.

If, On The Other Hand, Happiness Depends On A Good Breakfast, Flowers In The Yard, A Drink Or A Nap, Then We Are More Likely To Live With Quite A Bit Of Happiness.

No One Likes The House Next Door To Look Worse Or A Lot Better Than His Own.

It Is Possible To Be Dumb And Be A College President.

There's Nothing People Like Better Than Being Asked An Easy Question. For Some Reason, We're Flattered When A Stranger Asks Us Where Maple Street Is In Our Hometown And We Can Tell Him.