Nothing Happened, And Nothing Kept Happening.

We've Spent So Much Time Judging What Other People Created That We've Created Very, Very Little Of Our Own.

To Preserve Yourself As The Center Of The World, To Stay Your Own Best Authority On Everything, Your Own Expert On All Topics, Infallible, Omniscient. Always, Every Time Of The Month, Forever: Use Birth Control.

A Male Chauvinist Pig Isn't Born, He's Made, And More And More Of Them Are Being Made By Women.

Every Generation Wants To Be The Last.

On Game Shows, Some People Will Take The Trip To France, But Most People Will Take The Washer And Dryer Pair.