It Is Better For Your Career To

Always Remember That As Long As Other People Are Gullible, There's No Limit To What You Can Achieve.

What Does It Mean To Be Yourself?” He Asked. “if It Means To Do What You Think You Ought To Do, Then You’re Doing That Already. If It Means To Act Like You’re Exempt From Society’s Influence, That’s The Worst Advice In The World; You Would Probably Stop Bathing And Wearing Clothes. The Advice To ‘be Yourself’ Is Obviously Nonsense. But Our Brains Accept This Tripe As Wisdom Because It Is More Comfortable To Believe We Have A Strategy For Life Than To Believe We Have No Idea How To Behave.

The Best You Can Hope For In This Life Is That Your Delusions Are Benign And Your Compulsions Have Utility.

When Life Gives You Lemons... Choke On Them And Die... You Stupid Lemon Eater.

There's No Such Thing As Good Ideas And Bad Ideas. There Are Only Your Own Ideas And Other People's. If You Want Someone To Like Your Idea, Tell Him He Said It First Last Week And You Just Remembered It.