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I Had Several Different Bosses During The Early Years Of 'dilbert.' They Were All Pretty Sure I Was Mocking Someone Else.

The Marketing Department Uses Many Advanced Techniques To Match Products And Buyers In A Way That Mximizes Profits. For Example, They Give Away Keychains.

I Would Sometimes Sit In A Crowded Restaurant, And Say, 'you Know, I'm The Only Person In This Restaurant Who Can't Draw.'

Just Because No One Has Ever Gotten Better From Spasmodic Dysphonia Before Doesn't Mean I Can't Be The First.

Good Ideas Have No Value Because The World Already Has Too Many Of Them. The Market Rewards Execution, Not Ideas.