Nothing But You Can Lay Hold Of

It Is The Business Of A Comic Poet To Paint The Vices And Follies Of Human Kind.

I Am A Fool, I Know It; And Yet, Heaven Help Me, I'm Poor Enough To Be A Wit.

Music Has Charms To Sooth A Savage Breast, To Soften Rocks, Or Bend A Knotted Oak.

Though Marriage Makes Man And Wife One Flesh, It Leaves 'em Still Two Fools.

These Articles Subscribed, If I Continue To Endure You A Little Longer, I May By Degrees Dwindle Into Wife.