Note To Self... Sex With Blow-up Doll

I Sort Of Have Open Invitations From A Lot Of People To Do Tv. But It's Very Hard For Me To Do Roles In Sitcoms And Movies Because I'm Not A Great Actor, So If The Material Isn't Good, I'm In Torment While I Do It.

I Like Doing A Funny Show Where I Don't Have To Act And Fall In Love With A Girl.

It Is Vain To Complain Of Fortune While We Fail In Policy And Conduct.

There Hasn't Been An Original Voice In Stand-up Since Sam Kinison.

A Lot Of People Think I'm Difficult To Work With. It's Not Like I Really Want To Do That Much Stuff, So It Doesn't Really Matter. I Guess I'm Somewhat Difficult When It Comes To Comedy.