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Few Are More Unhappy Than Those Who Have Great Ambition, But Little Energy To Urge It Into Activity.

Liberty, Like Health, Appears Most Precious When Lost.

Rip Amy Winehouse. We Lost A True Heroin Addict Today.

All Kinds Of Violence On The Tv. You're Not Supposed To Watch Violence On The Tv. Children, They Can't Watch It 'cause They're Afraid Maybe The Kids Will Copy Something They See On The Tv. I Can't Even Get A Funny Cartoon Anymore Because Some 12-year-old Somewhere Watched A Particularly Violent Episode Of The Road Runner-coyote Show, And The Next Day, They Found Him At The Bottom Of A Canyon, Two Giant Springs Strapped To His Feet.

In Giving Advice, Aptitude Is Often Less To Be Considered, Than Seasonableness.