None Seem To Bear The Imputation Of

[televised Stand-up] Never Really Makes Me Laugh. The Only One I Ever Saw That I Liked Was Richard Pryor, And That Was [shot On] Film.

Laws, However Divine In Origin And Institution, Would Be Found Of Little Coercion Among Men, Were The Administration Of Them Not Committed To Mortals.

You're Used To A Tv Show, And Tv Is Just Made For Tv Shows. It's Not Made For Live Events.so Anyways, I Was Resistant To It, But I Did It Anyway.

I'm No Good At Anything But Comedy, Which I Think I'm Good At. I'm Absolutely No Good At Networking; I'm Terrible At Acting; I'm Terrible At Dealing With Executives; I'm Terrible At Collaborating. And I Say Whatever I Want To Say. But I Think I'm Good Enough At Comedy That I Can Survive. And I Don't Really Have An Ambition For Money.

Whenever I Do Theaters, I Don't Like 'em. I Don't Think They're Right For Stand-up.