Not Every Woman In Old Slippers Can

An Old Stomach Reforms More Whiskey Drinkers Than A New Resolve.

Middle Age Is The Time When A Man Is Always Thinking That In A Week Or Two He Will Feel As Good As Ever.

I Love You As New Englanders Love Pie!

I Get Up In The Morning With An Idea For A Three-volume Novel And By Nightfall It's A Paragraph In My Column.

Honesty Is A Good Thing, But It Is Not Profitable To Its Possessor Unless It Is Kept Under Control.