Not All Comedy Clubs Or Situations Are

Also I Can Come Up With New Bits - People Yell Stuff Out And It's A New Subject Or A Subject That I've Been Thinking About That I Haven't Done Onstage Yet And I'll Just Run With It.

I'm Really Happy That I've Been Able To Make People Laugh And Distract Them From Their Day To Day Bullshit At A Comedy Show Or Because They Enjoyed One Of My Cds Or Tv Specials, But I Don't Know How Many People Have Actually Had Life Changing Thoughts Because Of It.

You Want To Talk About The Word Faggot Because It Really Offends You? Well You're A Douchebag.

As A Longtime Practitioner Of Yoga And A Person Who's Been Involved In Physical Fitness My Whole Life, I Can Tell You, Yoga Helps You Achieve Altered States Of Consciousness. It Is Not Just Stretching. The Only Way You Can Say That It's Stretching Is If You Haven't Done It, Or That You Haven't Done It Rigorously For A Long Period Of Time.

I Definitely Had One Guy Come Up To Me And Ask If I Knew Where To Get Dmt. He Had A Crewcut And He Didn't Look Like He'd Ever Done A Drug In His Life. He Didn't Seem Curious He Seemed Like He Wanted To Get Me To Do Something. Like "you're The Laziest Narc Ever Dude. This Is Ridiculous. What, Do You Think I Bring Drugs Around With Me? Are You Retarded? Why Don't You Go Find Gangsters?"