Be The Hero Of Your Own Story.

People Love To See People Fall.

To Me, Comedy Is A Great Occupation Because I Don't Really Worry That Much About What Other People Think Of Me.

Martial Arts Are A Vehicle For Developing Your Human Potential.

The Only Time I Commit To Conspiracy Theories Is When Something Way Retarded Happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald Acting Alone.

If I Could Make The Same Amount Of Money Doing Standup It Would Be No Contest. The Problem Is That If You Do Make That Kind Of Money Doing Standup, It's Not In Clubs, It's In Big Auditoriums And Large Venues, And I Really Think Something Is Lost When You Do Standup For A Big Crowd.