Not A Lot Of People Know About

Republicans Have Become The Party Of Red, White And Blue Rose Colored Glasses. By Drowning Out Criticism With Usa! Usa!, They Prevent This Country From Healing Itself Where It Needs Healing, And That Is The Opposite Of Country First.

Recognition Is One Of The Three Big Elements Of Comedy.

The Only Silver Lining I Can Find Is That British Accents Aren't Sexy Anymore.

I'm For The Death Penalty, I'm Pro-abortion, I'm Pro-assisted Suicide, I'm Pro-regular Suicide. Anything That'll Get The Traffic Moving.

Cleavage Is To A Man What Power Is To A Woman.