None Of You Will Ever Know What

America May Be The Land Of The Free, But There Are Definitely More Ignorant People There. Most Of The Population Are Semi-retarded.

I've Always Quit Jobs Without Telling The Employer That I Was Quitting; I Just Wouldn't Show Up One Day.

I Like To Make People Feel Happy And Superior In Their Reaction Towards My Appearance.

My Father Is Incapable Of Showing Much Affection, Or Even Of Carrying On A Conversation. I Didn't Want To Have A Relationship With Him Just Because He's My Blood Relative. It Would Bore Me.

Wearing A Dress Shows I Can Be As Feminine As I Want. I'm A Heterosexual...big Deal, But If I Was A Homosexual, It Wouldn't Matter, Either.