The Day Is Done. I'm Having Fun.

We're Just Musically And Rhythmically Retarded. We Play So Hard That We Can't Tune Our Guitars Fast Enough. People Can Relate To That.

If You Die You're Completely Happy And Your Soul Somewhere Lives On. I'm Not Afraid Of Dying. Total Peace After Death, Becoming Someone Else Is The Best Hope I've Got.

If Chasing Cool Is Important To You, You're An Idiot!

Sometimes I Wish I Had Taken The Bob Dylan Route And Sang Songs Where My Voice Would Not Go Out On Me Every Night, So I Could Have A Career If I Wanted.

I Called Leo Fender, The Dead Guy, A Dork. Now I'll Never Get An Endorsement.