I Used To Jog But The Ice

If You Want To Split A Bottle With A Friend, Then Sammy Hagar Is Your Guy. If You Want To Split Your Friend With A Bottle Than Give Me A Call.

On Parties It's Not About Who You Are. The Real Reason To Which A Party Revolves Is How Good You Look.

The Light You See At The End Of The Tunnel Is The Front Of An Oncoming Train.

You've Got To Roll With The Punches To Get To What's Real.

If You Subtracted All Of The Great Artists Who Never Drank, Who Never Went To Excess, You Wouldn't Have Any More Art Left. What Kind Of Poem Are You Gonna Get Out Of A Glass Of Iced Tea?