I Used To Jog But The Ice

I Think The Two Most Difficult Things To Deal With In Life Are Failure And Success

Nobody's Going To Get A Hot Dog At My Concert!

Whether I'm On For A Day Or Whether I'm On For A Year, At The End Of The Day, I Sing For My Dinner.

Remember, Life Is Just A Game And No One Gets Out Alive

Many Of The Critics Have Kids Of Their Own. It Scares The Hell Out Of Them To Think That Their Kids Could Be Anything Remotely Like David Lee Roth.