Nobody Wants To Have Things Blurted At

Sex With My First Boyfriend Was A Little Bit Like Learning How To Put In A Tampon, But Only Half As Enjoyable!

I Don't Listen To The National Anthem Ironically. It's A Beautiful Song. I Love It!

I Dislike Ted Cruz As Much As The Next Everyone. But That's No Reason To Be Rude To Ted's Loving Wife And Possible Hostage.

I'm Good At Asking Other People Questions, But I'm Not Really Good At Answering Questions.

I Know, It's Amazing To People That We Have A Political System, But We Do.