Japan Is, You Often Feel, An Improved

A Criminal May Improve And Become A Decent Member Of Society. A Foreigner Cannot Improve. Once A Foreigner, Always A Foreigner. There Is No Way Out For Him.

Remember That Those Five Hundred Words An Average Englishman Uses Are Far From Being The Whole Vocabulary Of The Language. You May Learn Another Five Hundred And Another Five Thousand And Yet Another Fifty Thousand And Still You May Come Across A Further Fifty Thousand You Have Never Heard Of Before, And Nobody Else Either.

In England The Boy Pats His Adored One On The Back And Says Softly, "i Don't Object, You Know." If He Is Quite Mad With Passion, He May Add: "i Rather Fancy You, In Fact.

The Americans Are Extremely Gadget Minded People And American Gadgets Have A Peculiar Characteristic: They Work.

The English Are Always Ready To Admire Anything So Long As They Can Queue Up.