A Sense Of Humor Is A Major

The Fault We Admit To Is Seldom The Fault We Have, But It Has A Certain Relationship To It, A Somewhat Similar Shape, Like That Of A Sleeve To An Arm.

The Way The Neurotic Sees It: Bars On His Door Mean That He's Locked In; Bars On Your Door Mean That He's Locked Out.

Our Strength Is Often Composed Of The Weakness That We're Damned If We're Going To Show.

Philosophy Teaches A Man That He Can't Take It With Him; Taxes Teach Him He Can't Leave It Behind Either.

A Woman Will Do Anything To Keep A Pretty Figure, But Hardly Anything To Get One.