Nobody In The United States Knows What

Thanks To My Solid Academic Training, Today I Can Write Hundreds Of Words On Virtually Any Topic Without Possessing A Shred Of Information Which Is How I Got A Good Job In Journalism.

Chair Lifts Need To Be In Some Places So That We Can Get To Wonderful Views Without Having To Hike To Them.

If Black Stache Laughed, You Laughed. If He Snarled, You Snarled. If He Breathed In Your Direction, You Ran For Cover.

The Mollusks—generous Hosts When They Weren’t Trying To Kill You.

The Books All Say That Barracuda Rarely Eat People, But Very Few Barracuda Can Read.